The village was burning down. The Horde had succeeded. One of the Orc warriors had been watching that little girl for quite a while - maybe thirty seconds or a little less. He decides to approach, but notices a fellow of his getting closer to her.
- ====>. (I call dibs)
- URH? (Are you calling dibs?)
- ROAAAAR! (I wanna fuck 'er.)
- ROOOOOOAR? (To kill?)
- ROOOOOOAR? (To kill?)
- ROAAAAAAR! (To fuck!)
(Five, maybe six seconds later.)
- UAAAAARHHHHHHHHHH! (Shit! You killed 'er before I fucked!) **
- WROOOOOOOORRRLL! *
(Five, maybe six seconds later.)
- UAAAAARHHHHHHHHHH! (Shit! You killed 'er before I fucked!) **
- WROOOOOOOORRRLL! *
*Since we are sure there is no kind of apologizing in Orc idioms, we believe that was not any kind of "my bad", but some sort of expression without perfect translation and probably very offensive.
** A mistranslation is possible in the sense that he might have said "O shit! Now I gotta fuck 'er dead".
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ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR! (lots of fun!)
I think that URRRGHHH ROOOOAAAR BLEAARGH ARGHHHAA ARRRRR.
Moreover, YOOOORRRRR AARR YOOORA ARRGHHH BLURRGHHHH RURURRRRRRUR
To sum up, FOR THE HORDE
UUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGGGHH! xD
Huahuahauhau!
Pq violência pouca é bobagem!
(Sorry, não vou seguir a "linha", estou com preguiça de pensar em inglês e, definitivamente, não sei falar orc-ês)
Na verdade, a língua dos orcs não é algo tão difícil de aprender, é bem simples. Para ter uma noção de como ela é, basta encher a boca de comida, preferencialmente carne vermelha e crua, e tentar falar em voz alta. Todas as palavras ditas dessa maneira podem ser consideradas de língua orc. Claro, você também pode usar o método dos nossos políticos, que, inclusive, apresenta mais resultados.
ETAAA PORRRAAA!!
ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!
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