The village was burning down. The Horde had succeeded. One of the Orc warriors had been watching that little girl for quite a while - maybe thirty seconds or a little less. He decides to approach, but notices a fellow of his getting closer to her.
- ====>. (I call dibs)
- URH? (Are you calling dibs?)
- ROOOOOOAR? (To kill?)
(Five, maybe six seconds later.)
- UAAAAARHHHHHHHHHH! (Shit! You killed 'er before I fucked!) **
- WROOOOOOOORRRLL! *
*Since we are sure there is no kind of apologizing in Orc idioms, we believe that was not any kind of "my bad", but some sort of expression without perfect translation and probably very offensive.
** A mistranslation is possible in the sense that he might have said "O shit! Now I gotta fuck 'er dead".